So.

Eighteen years old.
Not fussy, except with food.
The distant relatives, second aunties, unknown Uncle
and twice removed cousins have failed me - On Christmas.

Presents that were normally overflowing out of the Christmas bag
stored in my Mum's wardrobe ready to be taken out December 23rd.
Are now knowhere to be seen.

And so.
I've given myself a twitter for Christmas.
https://twitter.com/NeduSaysHi